Nicole Calasich
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I.WAS.CUTE.AS.HELL.
I AM CUTE AS FUCK!!!!
This was a big win for me because there are next to no baby photos of me at home (2nd born Syndrome).
I didn’t recognize myself at first, but Thomas did. Almond-shaped eyes and all.
I saw a baby later on this trip that looked like a darker version of baby-me. We had a mosquito bite on the same part of our right wrist. Was I dying? DYING.
Thomas has been pretty terrified everytime we walk by an Andean baby. Appropriately so. I don’t want one. I just want to hang out with one for like 15 minutes.
But okay, let’s not forget why we’re here. HOW CUTE AM I???
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Also, can someone tell me if commenting has been allowed on earlier entries or not? I’m only just now noticing Tumblr’s asking me in the right pane when I post.
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IAN MALCOLM: FROM CHAOS by John Larriva, part of Brandon Bird’s The JP Show (Just People), a humans-only Jurassic Park art show.
You know what I love about this? EVERYTHING.
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Perfection.
Celebrity
hand turkeyschickens: Ryan Gobbling’s arch-rival, Bradley “Chicken” Cooper.
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Most of you know Sean Keane. If you don’t know Sean Keane, what are you doing with your life? I’m so so excited that this man is going to spend his career making me (and many others) laugh til peeing happens… everywhere.
Ah yes, the purrrfect gentleman. High Class Cat by Harry Fitriansyah is up for scoring now.
Hella reminds me of Jules Posner.
“Look at my friendly, open face…” - Pete Holmes, fantastic on Conan and interpersonally.
oh just great.
I posted a new vlog on youtube. In this one I rant about the Bank of America debit card I got in the mail instead of my unemployment check.
Wow. WTF State of CA. Thanks for noting this, Mary.
Once upon a time, my friend’s mom told me I looked like Cher (in the face). She told me this after telling me she was very attracted to Cher.
I am too awkward and moralistic to ever get into MILFs. So basically just imagine 11 y.o. Nicole looking very panicked and trapped at a slumber party.
You can’t ride away to safety on My Little Ponies.
(Source: nickdrake)
Men on Film Photoshop Opp
This is a really great news story.
I think cause of all of Emily Heller’s “Men on Film” aka HATED IT! dudes from In Living Color posts, the first thing I thought of - after feeling crazy joy and happiness that these 2 black gay men stood up for their right to PDA, of course - was a mini Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather photoshopped in the corner of the article going “LOVED IT!”
I’d do it, but would feel like I was ripping off the meme originator.
Also, I just wanted some kind of comedy-relevant-excuse to post something cool and social justice-y on my tumblr cause it’s EXCITINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
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