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Wheaties is Making Me Run a Tough Mudder: So Now I'm An Athlete/Philanthropist/Idiot

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Hey Guys,

My name is Josh Gondelman, and I am not an athlete. I am a writer/comedian/bald guy who lives in New York City. Yet for some reason, Wheaties (the cereal) sent me an e-mail offering to pay me money to train for, write about, and compete in a Tough Mudder event next month. A Tough…

I think this is great. I think Josh is great. 

Love me some Paul Jaypauljay:

JUST TAKE THOSE OLD KITTENS OFF THE SHELF

Love me some Paul Jay

pauljay:

JUST TAKE THOSE OLD KITTENS OFF THE SHELF

New job! You’ll love the way we fly. 

New job! You’ll love the way we fly. 

Alison Brie’s Turns Out to Be Pretty Talented in Doing Meme Impressions

thecomedybureau:

While on Paul F. Tompkins’ classy fun of a show Speakeasy, Alison Brie does impressions of the Internet’s most popular memes and is pretty damn good at it. It will surprise us at all if this becomes a meme and no one writes in a college course about Postmodernism uses this is an example.

Also, Alison almost injures herself for this fun bit and your subsequent enjoyment. So, watch all the silliness here already.

Just 2 of the loveliest people gettin the giggles.

1. Be Kind. If this is the one thing I manage to do, I’ve done enough. Kindness may seem like a personality trait, but I think of it more as a habitual spiritual practice. Being kind has taught me that simple, seemingly insignificant human interactions can be profound. It has opened people and their stories to me. And, perhaps most important to my work, being kind has taught me that I know far less than I think I do. Always.

2. Love What You Do. This is not a passive thing, or a happenstance of trying to do what you love. It is a proactive, daily decision to nurture and seek satisfaction in the work I am doing. I think of it like marriage: sometimes it’s easy and simple. Sometimes it’s a daily, grinding decision to love. And sometimes, when you can’t do it any more, the last act of love is walking away.

3. Keep Your Brain Spongy. This is the fun part. I’m a big believer in feeding curiosity, and offering my subconscious mind a cornucopia of ideas. I read history, literature, and ancient Chinese murder mysteries. I feed the birds, train my ear to identify distinct birdsong, and try to learn the differences between sparrow species (almost all are the same buffy, brown color). I study physics, the latest developments in the modeling of protein-folding, and the genetic underpinnings of personality. I dig big holes in the yard, play and talk with animals, and right now I’m thinking about buying a metal detector. I am never bored.

4. Do the Next, Most Interesting Thing. This is a corollary of keeping your brain spongy, but it requires a very loose hold on one’s life-plans. In fact, I do very little life-planning at all; for better or worse, no career path can hold my attention for very long. So when people ask me how I became an NPR correspondent at such a young age, (or for that matter, how I ended up with a bit part in a Mexican telenovela) my best answer is that I didn’t really mean to. I just did a long series of the next, most interesting things. It’s kind of an informed version of winging-it.

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This is one of those bits that simultaneously inspires me and then stresses me out.

Andrea Seabrook’s personal rules are awesome. (via melodykramer)

Jake Weisman Yay!: Eat Pray Love: My Story

jakeweismanyay:

My girlfriend and I were hanging out in bed the other day. On a whim, I decided to fondle her balls. Right when I touched those cold steel pulsating orbs, she reacted with these words: “Jake I didn’t know I had balls.” So I was all like, “stop it, we’re filming a nationally televised commercial…

courtingcomedy:

Two more days to vote for Ben Feldman’s The Simpsons Couch Gag. This isn’t a suggestion, this isn’t a game, go now and support this Comedian-American. (Voting Ends, 11:59pm, 2/11/2013)

courtingcomedy:

Two more days to vote for Ben Feldman’s The Simpsons Couch Gag. This isn’t a suggestion, this isn’t a game, go now and support this Comedian-American. (Voting Ends, 11:59pm, 2/11/2013)

I loooooooooove Guy.

courtingcomedy:

“No More Mr. Nice Gay: 49ers” featuring Guy Branum (via Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell)

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Courting Comedy: Support Seth Olenick's Kickstarter For His Book Full of Amazing Comedy Photos

thecomedybureau:

Seth Olenick has taken some of the most memorable photos of comedians in sessions and is now trying to put out a book of his wonderful work. In “Funny Business”, amazing pictures of all your favorite funny people from David Cross to Aubrey Plaza to James Adomian…

All SketchFests Must Come to An End…

Today is the last day of @SFSketchfest and marks a marathon’s worth of energy being put into what became a 2.5 week-long, incredibly widespread and ambitious festival. In its 12th year, this festival has become iconic in the comedy community local and (every kind of) elsewhere. 

This was a special year for me not just cause it was my first year doing the fest as a solo artist, but because I got to see and witness first-hand the INSANE amount of effort happening behind the scenes on the parts of the festival founders, staff, and volunteers… some of whom are now dear friends to me. To the drivers, coordinators, accountants, creatives, and operations staff… you are the shit. Seriously.

It was also super special for me cause I got to see so many worthy peers and betters get their local shows in the festival and see the scene glow with gratitude and pride. 

And duh, real talk, from a 100% self-centered perspective… I got to run into Judah Friedlander for the first time in 10.5 years. WHICH.IS.NUTS.

Context: Living in a fancy part of LA in your teens means you have a lot of unusual encounters that most average teens do not. At 17, a gal named Emily and I had Health Class together during the Summer… meaning we spent a couple months stupidly giggling at genitalia photos and making fun of STD Scare tactics. What else does anyone do in Health class? One day Emily asks me if I want to go to Phoenix on a family trip with her cause her dad had to work and she needed someone to hang out with. I agreed cause when have I ever NOT agreed to free adventures with fun/ny people? Unbeknownst to me, Emily’s pops was Bill Engvall and his “work” was recording The Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White. I mention names cause however you feel about their work, those dudes were blowing UP in 2002. 

Emily and I got to do a lot of fancy, neat things and hang out backstage of the hugest and most gorgeous (and more importantly air-conditioned) theater. The place was packed. This would be my first flirtation with professional comedy at a major point of lucrative success, *actually* drawing thousands of fans. I’d done sketches and hung out with all the comedy-leaning kids in Drama class at school, sure, but I never thought anyone *really* got to do this forever. (In fact, it would take me many years to fully absorb that concept and accept it’s the career and craft that chose me and there’s not really much I can do about it. Pretty rad). I never witnessed the extent of possibility hard-working people with a clearly defined perspective can have. 

I definitely felt like a big goober the whole time. I met David Alan Grier and people from TV! Every 3 seconds my brain was like “Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?” The brand of comedy of the tour wasn’t necessarily my vibe, but I still appreciated meeting all 4 performers and the sincere energy they brought to their work. And I definitely busted up a few times, but the dude I laughed hardest with was a mustachioed fellow in a funny trucker hat hanging out backstage. Emily and I were kind of dorky, observational, and absurdist types. The “Record Breaker” trucker hat was a big hit for us. It was Judah Friedlander. Before you or I knew who he was. Before American Splendor. Before 30 Rock. Judah was easily the first person that made me think someone with an alt-y, clever, absurdist vibe could roll on the professional level. And he was NICE. SO NICE. Easily the kindest and most comfortable-talking-to-kids comedian I met that whole trip. Because we were 17 and lame, Emily and I cracked a lotta “Ju-dah best!” and “Ju-dah bomb!” puns to Judah and he was cool enough to pretend we were funny. The sweetest. He even took a picture with us - remember, no one is famous yet… we’re all just total strangers - just to entertain the full breadth of our dork-itude.

I remember leaving the show and Emily and I both going “Man, that guy was awesome. I really hope he makes it in this business. I love when nice people win.” 

Cut to college-Nicole and seeing Judah in the opening credits of 30 Rock and playing Toby in American Splendor. Trucker hat and all. I remember screaming “Holy shit! He did it!!!!” and being SUPER stoked. 

I saw him on the Sketchfest Lineup this year and was all… “There’s no way he’ll remember. And maybe he’s gonna be too busy or whatever.” But when in doubt, a few whiskey gingers and barely-any-pushing-whatsoever from a homie are great inspiration to say SUP anyway. Take it from me. 

And guess what? STILL THE NICEST. STILL THE COOLEST. STILL hella funny and kind/generous with his time. He totes remembered, asked me how Emily and Bill are (such manners!), and indulged my request to recreate our photo from 10.5 years earlier. He asked what I was up to and I let him know I’m a stand-up to which he responded so warmly, it still lights me up. You don’t always get to meet the people again who were something of guideposts in your self-discovery, but every now and then… specifically about once a year…. Sketchfest makes the members of this weird little world connect and reconnect with each other in awesome ways. I couldn’t be more grateful.


This was a super special festival for me. Special thanks to everyone who made it possible. Especially Cole, Jay, David, Liz, George, Dave from LW, Trevor, Clare, James, Kelly, Natasha, Miles, Red, Colleen, Joe, and my wonderful friends who came out to support mine and others’ shows. You’re all the best. Thanks again.