Nicole Calasich

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We up here. #nyc #empirestatebuilding #isactuallygreat

We up here. #nyc #empirestatebuilding #isactuallygreat

Kitty Kats, a City Growing Out Of a Lady’s Hair, and Hella Antelope Skulls. #art #coolstuffatashow #boston #jokelife (at ZuZu)

Kitty Kats, a City Growing Out Of a Lady’s Hair, and Hella Antelope Skulls. #art #coolstuffatashow #boston #jokelife (at ZuZu)

Hello. I am in BOSTON!, performing the VERY LUCRATIVE art of STAND-UP COMEDY. Boston has a lotta dope comics, stoked to be here/ come watch the magic of coast to coast lineups. My Facebook app and phone in general are being a real piece of shit, so I am plugging Colleen Watson-style. 

TONIGHT! At The Dugout Cafe on Commonwealth Ave. at 9pm

TONIGHT! At the Improv Boston at 11:30pm with freakinf Myq Kaplan!

SUNDAY! Ryan Donahue’s room at Zuzu 

TUESDAY! Rob Crean’s room at Zuzu

OTHER NIGHTS - Figuring it out/prob in NYC Monday night and Tuesday day harassing @marciasky and @bornferal 

B/EAST COAST, LET’S PARTY.

Hello. I am in BOSTON!, performing the VERY LUCRATIVE art of STAND-UP COMEDY. Boston has a lotta dope comics, stoked to be here/ come watch the magic of coast to coast lineups. My Facebook app and phone in general are being a real piece of shit, so I am plugging Colleen Watson-style.

TONIGHT! At The Dugout Cafe on Commonwealth Ave. at 9pm

TONIGHT! At the Improv Boston at 11:30pm with freakinf Myq Kaplan!

SUNDAY! Ryan Donahue’s room at Zuzu

TUESDAY! Rob Crean’s room at Zuzu

OTHER NIGHTS - Figuring it out/prob in NYC Monday night and Tuesday day harassing @marciasky and @bornferal

B/EAST COAST, LET’S PARTY.

Attractive Camp is tomorrow with some of my favorite comedians and performers in the Bay Area AND BEYOND: Megan Koester, Bucky Sinister, Emily Van Dyke, Mikey Walz, and the SF NeoFuturists (SF Weekly’s Pick for Best Theater in SF 2014 and I will attest… downright amazing, unmissable performers).
Discount tix available when you use the password “kissmygrits” at Checkout https://attrctvcmp.eventbrite.com 
PLUS FREE PIZZA. STILL. I’M TOO ETHNIC TO NOT WANT TO FEED YOU LULZ.
Read the flyer, Lost Weekend 8pm TOMORROW. Don’t be a square. about it. 

Attractive Camp is tomorrow with some of my favorite comedians and performers in the Bay Area AND BEYOND: Megan Koester, Bucky Sinister, Emily Van Dyke, Mikey Walz, and the SF NeoFuturists (SF Weekly’s Pick for Best Theater in SF 2014 and I will attest… downright amazing, unmissable performers).

Discount tix available when you use the password “kissmygrits” at Checkout https://attrctvcmp.eventbrite.com 

PLUS FREE PIZZA. STILL. I’M TOO ETHNIC TO NOT WANT TO FEED YOU LULZ.

Read the flyer, Lost Weekend 8pm TOMORROW. Don’t be a square. about it. 

yourmonkeycalled:

My Theme Song

I wrote a theme song for myself, for use in any typical theme song situation: when I’m walking on stage, or if I’m on a podcast, or if I’m hiding in my car from my family. Etc.

Hope you enjoy it!

Oh this nerd. <3

An Illustrated Guide to Golden Gate Park


Love itttt.

(Source: tuffstuf)

So good

[via Mission Mission]

So good

[via Mission Mission]

Fun Stuff in the Castro tonight

Here’s the skinny on tonight’s opening night program: One of the world’s “coolest film festivals” according to MovieMaker Magazine, The Disposable Film Festival premieres its 7th annual competitive shorts program here in San Francisco before screening it around the world. Be the first to see this year’s collection of the best disposable films made on [&#8230;][via Mission Mission] Fun Stuff in the Castro tonight

Here’s the skinny on tonight’s opening night program: One of the world’s “coolest film festivals” according to MovieMaker Magazine, The Disposable Film Festival premieres its 7th annual competitive shorts program here in San Francisco before screening it around the world. Be the first to see this year’s collection of the best disposable films made on […]

[via Mission Mission]

Playing with different graphic ideas for ATTRACTIVE CAMP

The press loves the performers such as here, there, or thar

We’re back this sunday. lemme gethcoo tix.  

Retumble and tell your buds.