♫ You make me wanna SHOOP, there it is ♫
(has anybody mixed that???!) In case you don’t hear it in your head: QUINTESSENTIAL 90’s MIX!!!
Last night’s SNL hosted by Jessie Eisenberg… During the first minute of the Bride of Blackenstein sketch, I was about to be like… “As far as blacksploitation movie jokes go, this is pretty good, But will anyone ever beat 30 Rock’s “A Blaffair to Rememblack”: http://www.hulu.com/watch/51957/30-rock-love-on-the-mind But actually this sketch got...
i’ve been celebrating my bday since wednesday and i’m not going to stop til sunday so everyone can suckitttt. fast fact: it was 1/21 though (last night) i made some bommmmmmbass silpancho and shared it with some of the dopest people i know. a couple years go, my good pal rachel - a high priestess of bossy hilarity - peer pressured people into upping her # of bday greetings on...
Most intense GIF ever!
Sundays with Substance. 1st Edition. Topic:...
I’m starting an institution here at the Calasich tumblr blog called Sundays with Substance. Every Sunday, I’ll spend 30 minutes doing a free-write essay on a popular topic in the news and/or trending topic on Twitter with a position, attempt to make it humorous, and post here it to my beloved Tumblr. This is partly to have some consistent content on this blog and partly because I like...
There are so many tops I would love to wear, but would just look like a caricature of myself in if I actually wore them. If this were Are You Afraid of the Dark, it would be submitted for your approval as The Curse of the Giant Rack. Seriously, how pretty is this though?
It’s surprising how long you can spend trying to draw a cartoon llama when you lack drawing skills. Today, I could have gone and hit the soft pow’ in Tahoe with my boyfriend, his workwife Kip and Kip’s girlfriend Tracy. However, having just got Doctor’s Orders to stay at home for three more days (making my house arrest a total of 10 days since I got the flu), I had...
I may be sick, but Wynton Marsalis is living well... →
And to think I’d intended to start 2011 off with a segment called Sundays with Substance where I revisit my smartness via commentary/online content. Just fart jokes, though. Seriously, tooting so much.