Sean Keane Comedy: Scenes from "Fast & Five", if... →
seankeane: Scenes from “Fast & Furious”, if it starred me, driving my car, a 1982 Toyota Corolla * * * THE ROCK: Eat nitrous! (hits turbo switch) PAUL WALKER: Too soon! (hits his own switch) SEAN: I think the “low nitrous” light is blinking, I’m just gonna pull over. Wait, sorry, I’m just out… Sean Keane, my favorite writer in the Bay Area scene. Love this.
So this was me all Bridgetown
a/my love, a/my lady, a/my favorite.
"That Belongs in a Museum"
So do you, 600 Year-Old Nuremberg Chronicles book. This Utah guy is the real-life Indiana Jones.
2 Artists, 2 Beautiful for 1 Chat Window
Me: L dubbs how are you? Leslie: awesome, how are you? Me: purdy good unwisely looking at ivan’s album of food photos before exercising Leslie: he does have good taste do you go to a gym? Me: oof ew no me and thomas - aka laziest people alive - are going to t he presidio to run i’m trying to be strategic about exercise because i mostly hate it gyms are the worst, everyone has...
La Vie en Blergh
A couple thoughts from the week/ How I am the real life Liz Lemon Sprain, sprain go away “how’d you hurt yourself?” “Ironically not during the 2 hour hike I took with my friend, moronically, in sandals. It was when he asked if I could hop out of his car to drop off a rent check. Rounded edge of a stair. Slipped. Landed all stupid.” “Oh… “ ...
Prepare for total domination →
2nded. Brent and Moshe are about to take over everything. Literally just screamed OMG YES!!!! in my office. Great work, Brent!