April 2011
17 posts
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Sean Keane Comedy: Scenes from "Fast & Five", if... →
seankeane: Scenes from “Fast & Furious”, if it starred me, driving my car, a 1982 Toyota Corolla * * * THE ROCK: Eat nitrous! (hits turbo switch) PAUL WALKER: Too soon! (hits his own switch) SEAN: I think the “low nitrous” light is blinking, I’m just gonna pull over. Wait, sorry, I’m just out… Sean Keane, my favorite writer in the Bay Area scene. Love this.
Apr 29th
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So this was me all Bridgetown
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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WatchWatch
a/my love, a/my lady, a/my favorite.
Apr 12th
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"That Belongs in a Museum"
So do you, 600 Year-Old Nuremberg Chronicles book. This Utah guy is the real-life Indiana Jones.
Apr 12th
Apr 10th
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2 Artists, 2 Beautiful for 1 Chat Window
  Me: L dubbs how are you? Leslie: awesome, how are you? Me: purdy good unwisely looking at ivan’s album of food photos before exercising Leslie: he does have good taste do you go to a gym? Me: oof ew no me and thomas - aka laziest people alive - are going to t he presidio to run i’m trying to be strategic about exercise because i mostly hate it gyms are the worst, everyone has...
Apr 9th
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 5th
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La Vie en Blergh
A couple thoughts from the week/ How I am the real life Liz Lemon Sprain, sprain go away “how’d you hurt yourself?” “Ironically not during the 2 hour hike I took with my friend, moronically, in sandals. It was when he asked if I could hop out of his car to drop off a rent check. Rounded edge of a stair. Slipped. Landed all stupid.” “Oh… “ ...
Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Prepare for total domination →
2nded. Brent and Moshe are about to take over everything. Literally just screamed OMG YES!!!! in my office. Great work, Brent!
Apr 1st