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“Gross Way He Stayed Alive for Days” SURE, SURVIVAL IS COOL IF YOU ARE THE GROSSEST.
Alan Rickman Writes the Ultimate Thank You Card →
You can die in the Rapture tomorrow as long as you... →
Broke-Ass Comedian Interview: Sean Keane →
seankeane: I give a bunch of smartass answers to Broke-Ass Stuart. Here’s a little taste: If you woke up a millionaire, what’s the first thing you’d buy? A bouquet of flowers and a Shoebox Greetings “I’m Sorry” card for disturbing the gentle millionaire’s sleep. What’s one GOOD thing, if you can think of one, about not having a ton of money? If Biggie Smalls was correct, fewer problems....
seankeane: Someone said we’d always remember where we were when we heard about Bin Laden’s death. Well, I was watching ESPN, which made it especially surreal. How would SportsCenter have covered the story? I think it would have gone a little something like…this. Easily the best bit I’ve heard come out of the Bin Laden news. Great work, Keane.
Death row plans canceled by Gov. Jerry Brown →
dbreunig: Good news from California: Reporting from Sacramento and Los Angeles — Gov. Jerry Brown on Thursday canceled construction of a $356-million death row at San Quentin prison, saying it would be “unconscionable” to spend so much on condemned inmates as the state is slashing budgets for education and other social services. (Via LA Times) Fucking FINALLY getting some sense into your...