Once upon a time, my friend’s mom told me I looked like Cher (in the face). She told me this after telling me she was very attracted to Cher.
I am too awkward and moralistic to ever get into MILFs. So basically just imagine 11 y.o. Nicole looking very panicked and trapped at a slumber party.
You can’t ride away to safety on My Little Ponies.
(Source: nickdrake)